U KNOW HE DEAD
“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok”
i’d just lie there in the water
I’d love this actually
since when were they called “seastars”
Damn, this girl was prepared.
She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.
i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
and for the really talented
what if you master all of them?
I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made